Electronic Pet Deaths

This is too hilarious!

How would you like "I will always remember how you always pooed right after I fed you!!" on your gravestone?

It'd be pretty good if you were a Tamagotchi... My little brother bought me one over the weekend and it's somewhat entertaining. But I'm not sure I could muster up enough sorrow to post a gravestone for my probably soon-to-be-deceased e-pet.