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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Guess I Should Have Narrowed My Search...

Found this on LexisNexis recently while searching for parental liability and underage drinking.

John Doe v. Mary Moe (P.S. That's gonna be my DJ name)

"While engaged in consensual sexual intercourse, plaintiff was lying on his back while defendant was on top of him. Defendant unilaterally decided to unlock her legs and place her feet on either side of plaintiff's abdomen. When defendant changed her position, she did not think about the possibility of injury to plaintiff. Shortly after taking this new position, defendant landed awkwardly on plaintiff, thereby causing him to suffer a penile fracture. The appellate court held that there were no comprehensive legal rules to regulate consensual sexual behavior and there were no commonly accepted customs or values that determined parameters for the intensely private and widely diverse forms of such behavior. In the absence of a consensus of community values or customs defining normal consensual sexual conduct, a jury or judge could not be expected to resolve a claim that certain consensual sexual conduct was undertaken without reasonable care. Therefore, no duty of reasonable care was owed by defendant. The appellate court further held that the record did not depict conduct that could be categorized as wanton or reckless. Thus, the action was properly dismissed."

Friday, September 23, 2005

Pinky the Mean Kitty

Thanks, Paul. I haven't laughed so hard I cried in a long time.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Fore!

I'm learning! Not too bad for my first time on the course... I tried to remember some of the tips I got during our lesson in Jamaica. The Los Feliz 9 wasn't quite as picturesque as Montego Bay, but damn is it cheap!


Afterward: Had a celeb sighting while having lunch at Figaro after golf. Sat near the "companion" girl Inara from Firefly/Serenity. Dang is she skinny, and taller than I thought. Very pretty, but looked tired.

My Cat Wants to be Filed...

...under C for "cute" ( oh, and "cat").




Grr... no one likes filing, even Nibbs.
(None of these pics were staged, Nibbler did them all by his weird self).

Thursday, September 08, 2005

I Need Adventure

Does it mean something that I want to do ALL of these "Daredevil Trips?"

Except parasailing and rafting, cause you just look dorky...

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Wee Little Family

These are freakin awesome. I'm gonna tote my family of five around in one when I grow up. Better get used to ducking, Beau!

Seriously, they remind me of the gypsy house in some old movie... Wizard of Oz maybe? Before she leaves Kansas...

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

That's Not Cool...

God, I'm bored. Please no more cases! It's midnight!


Saturday, September 03, 2005

Forgot to post this...

Mary: Whoa, (looking up at Beau's floppy 'do) your hair looks like "Flock of Seagulls."

Beau: How can it look like a flock of seagulls??!

Mary: hahahaha!