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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Another Thursday

And I have a free moment, so...

1) What calms you down?
2) Do you enjoy flying (on a plane)?
3) Will life only get better or is it all downhill from here?
4) What was the coolest house/fort/environment you created as a child?
5) What would happen if a zombie bit a vampire? vice versa?
6) Are you doing any kind of summer activity this weekend?
7) Do you check yourself out in mirrors as you walk by?

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Cloudy Kitty Thoughts

The Scenario:
Promptly at 6:30 am, Nibbler jumps up on the bed, attempts to nurse my ear, and I place a pillow over my head. Still, he snuggles near and starts to purr. I cuddle with him and pet him. But, I’m still not mostly awake...

I’ve collected some of the half asleep thoughts I’ve had as I scratch his ears and stroke his back. Don’t ask where they came from, I have no idea:

- Nibbler would be a good stylist.
- I wonder if Nibbler has a myspace profile.
- Get a job.
- Did he just fall in the toilet?
- What’s that smell? (sniffs Nibbler’s paws). Hmm, must be Beau.

Ok, I made that last one up, but the others I’ve thought and then thought, what the heck did I just think?? The wonders of the groggy mind.

Friday, June 24, 2005

What's that sound?!


What's that sound?!
Originally uploaded by faerymkh.
I've come up with another fun communal activity, Caption that Photo!

I look somewhat frightened in this pic and I don't know why. Come up with explanations/captions and you'll win... uh, something!

Thursday, June 23, 2005

More Questions

1) What is the most you’ve slept in a day?
2) Do you think therapists are worthwhile (i.e. psychiatrists)?
3) What are you craving for lunch/dinner today?
4) Do you type in a “correct” manner or do you have your own technique? (For example, Beau has the index finger approach while Talia has the one handed skill).
5) What’s your favorite time of day?
6) What pet would you get right now if you could?
7) What current toy do you wish you had when you were little?

Monday, June 20, 2005


Even animated sloths are disturbing. Posted by Hello

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Where's Nibbler?


Where's Nibbler?
Originally uploaded by faerymkh.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Hammertime!

I just spoke to MC Hammer! How cool is that? To see how thrilling this is, check out Ping Pong Ching Chong's post about it. To quote her, "Sadly, that was the highlight of my year" (working here). I transferred him to our estate attorney, an elderly Chicagoian (?) with those old school large, square-rimmed black glasses. This is the subsequent interchange:

Me: Ok Bill, there's MC Hammer! (yelling to office down the way)
Bill: What do I call him? (to no one in particular)
Chuck: I don't know. MC?
Me: No, Hammer! (That's what he says on his voicemail).
Bill: Hello? Why hello MC.

sigh...

Good Ol' Quiz

Since last week's sharing session didn't seem to be a resounding hit, I will revert to the quiz format that we all know and love...

1)How many times do you hit snooze in the morning?
2)What do you really want to be doing right now?
3)What noise do you hate? (Did I ask that already?)
4)What state do you want to visit that you've never been to before?
5)Do labels matter to you (not necessarily due to status symbolism, but personal reasons)?
6)Do you enjoy writing?
7)Have you ever done it in a public place?

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Whaa...??

Just to make things exciting, I'm changing up the whole quiz bit this week...

Some things you may not know about Mary:

1) The left side of my jaw was once stuck for 2 months
2) My right collarbone has been broken
3) I have a phobia of sloths
4) I once ran home from elementary school to change my shoes
5) I greatly enjoy filling out forms
6) My one birthmark is on the back of my head (according to my mom)
7) I'm afraid of the dark

Now it's your turn! Tell me some things I may not know about you.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Earlobe Nursing


Earlobe Nursing
Originally uploaded by faerymkh.
I told you!

Notice

Try not to cry, but there will be no quiz tomorrow. I'm leaving town till Sunday. If you need something to read, ponder the post below.