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Monday, October 31, 2005

Vote Next Tuesday

Please vote No on Propostion 73 next Tuesday. Go out and do it, it's free.

http://noonproposition73.com/

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Olfactory sluggishness

My Snapple cap just told me that slugs have 4 noses.

That's just gross.

Another reason to hate slugs.

Although, I don't mind snails. Go figure. Guess I'm just not one for gastrodopal nudity.

(P.S. I just read a case from 1932 that used the word "bunghole." Apparently, the removal of a bung cap is "an unusual, extraordinary, and improbably occurance." Haha! Need... more... sleep..)

Monday, October 17, 2005

Mmm, obsession...

I am so Esited about these boots! Haven't had such an obsession for a while. If only it were Christmas and I could actually wear them... Alas, I must wait for my parents to "give" them to me since I have no money of my own. I shall dream until the day we are together my sweets. Ok, I sound insane.





But seriously, I can just see these with a cool skirt and funky tights. Please fit and look as cool in person! They will soon arive from UrbanOutfitters.com (I saw them before and happened to find them on the site, I swear) and I will "try" them on before passing them on to my mom to give back to me for Xmas. mwhahaha!

Monday, October 10, 2005

Unrelated Thoughts

My classmates are full of nonsensical legalese and malapropisms. Trying to sound impressive never sounded so sad. So desperate.

I was falling asleep last night and I realized I didn’t want to be anywhere else at that moment. We had just spent the weekend in Vegas, a whirlwind trip of drinking and socializing. But when I snuggled into bed next to Beau, I could hear helicopters lightly roaring outside, see a few city lights twinkling in the darkness through my blinds, but I heard Beau breathing deeply and Nibbler then nestled into the crook of my legs and I’ve never felt so safe. So at peace, like a little flower in a giant concrete jungle.

I’ve reached a new level of fatigue. Napping in my car is something I never thought I could do. Usually, I need all circumstances to be perfect in order to snooze – position, air flow, privacy, time… But I just slept in my car for an hour between classes in my school’s parking garage. I laid the driver’s seat back and let NPR lull me into sweet public sleep. And it was good.